chunky dunkers

me and my bestest chunky dunker go way way back to elem school at south green. we have always been great friends, but became really close in high school until she decided to leave me and glasgow high and go to caverna, not far away i know but far enough that we didnt see or talk to each other for a while, hurt my heart actually. one week after my wedding i walked into wku glasgow campus to start my college career and there she sat, i was sosososos excited to see her. we were both going for nursing so we were in nearly all our classes together and we had a blast, copying answers on test reviews so we could memorize them for the tests, eating lunch every single week at either las mariachis or mancinos, hanging out all the time, and practically failing our first year of college, putting me on probation and maing me sit out a semester, then i got preggy with riveranne and never went back until now. just a couple months after finding out i was expecting my first child she also found out she was expecting hers (that was prob conceived on the futon in my spare bedroom)  the night her puppies were chasing her kitty...jk, and our daugters are 4 months to the day apart and super good friends as well...its awesome.

boy the fun times we have had together. her with 3 beautiful daughters now and me with my two chitlins we dont get to get together very often but when we do its hilarious, we are just alike. we have tried to get a waiter to dance in his birthday suit for her on her birthday one year, we blew up the ramada one night where she was feeling really good, got hit on by a hot ass midget and rode home singing to the top of her lungs to rebas greatest hits, all this after surviving my very first slumber party i did in BG for a big ole gal name Re-Re...or big rita who was so big her belly hung out the bottom of her shorts and the trailer shook everytime she took a step, all 20 women there were all related, one was the sister and step mom to Re-Re and they were all licking stuff off each other, we also witnessed two drug sales while we there and was for sure we were gonna be raped and killed by those women before the night was over so when we finally escaped we needed a few drinks and a few drinks is exactly what we got..LOL i couldnt have made it threw that night without her...and she wouldnt have been able to make it the night bigun was gonna kiss her and i decided it was the perfect moment to chuck a pillow at her cause she had fallen asleep and i couldnt be a witness and put her threw getting a kis from ralphie may!!! as you can see we have always been there for each other...

we are "baby balooga in the deep blue sea, you swim so wide and you swim so free" when we hit up the city pool each summer and the imfamous "freds riding fred, freds riding fred, freds riding fred, freds riding fred, THIS SONGS CALLED FRED!!!" on any car ride. but nothings beats and i do mean nothing beats the drag queen show when i talked her into sitting next to the door and one of the queens was wanting them some jennifer and run his/her hand right up into jenns stuff...you know what i mean...i thought she was gonna die, it was priceless...

we crack up everytime we are together and i love every minute of it, bestest friends is what i would call us...chunky dunkers for life!!!! love ya girl.