i be strokin

At the beginning of my senior year i would have never imagined that i would gain such a friendship with the unlikely person that i did. but after attending her baby shower, the first moment of our friendship, we were always together after that. I had other friends but none like her. Before becoming friends with her my life revolved only around my soon to be husband, with friends only at school and at work but none i actually hung out with.

It was odd how alike we were and all the things we had in common and the fun and crazy things we did together, i could go on for days. i was thrilled when she had her precious little boy, i loved him like he was my own, and loved being able to be around them all the time when he was so little. As i sit here thinking i cant help but share some of the crazy things we have done with you. we were in the generation of cruising the strip and there we were many a weekends jamming out to whip it good and strokin, while i sucked the wrapper right off a bingo dabber. back and forth we would go just laughing and having a great time. once we even talked a police officer into giving us his handcuffs so we could cuff each other and take picture which imbelieve have made it on to the internet somehow...jk. we have lit farts in my car until she lit one that caught her pants on fire as the flame followed the fart down the leg of her pants, we had to smack the fire out, it was awesome!!! and yet not the only time she tried to burn my truck up, on the way to slammin and jammin the first year, the best year, we went she lit her cig backwards and the flames were touching the ceiling, we were both screaming over that one. and now that i have brought up slammin and jammin let me just mention that we had the best time ever with our own little way of getting beads, having a naked guy with a cowboy hat covering his willy jump in the back of my truck, seeing two of the biggest titties we have ever seen in our lives, trying to scrub the soot off the back of her neck from sitting in the line of wind from the burnouts, and everything in between. It was def a weekend ill never forget.

and there is a new year that stands out to me when a she slightly lit, decided to tag along to the pizza place from a party we had been at, she informed me that the glasgow municipal airport was yearly lit, and laid up on the counter at dominos, after i told her to stay in the car, and proceeded to tell the very large guy behind that counter that she knew him and had once spanked him with a peacock feather...i for sure she was gonna get a PI. but she didnt!!! i have been with her when she caught one of her boyfriends cheating and threw the bitch down the stairs, while being stalked by another ex boyfriend at the mcdonalds, being the get away car...lol, acting retarded at the walmart and laughing in the rain cause we couldnt even walk to the car, many trips to upton and acting like lesbos, watching scary movies and getting the shit scared out of by two different guys named derek! and me screaming thinking i was dying making her poor four year old son think he was dying all because she decided to stop in the middle of a country road with a damn posume in the road right in front of us, the second posume we had seen that night...im terrified of posumes.

And as we became of age we progressed out fun to the ramada!!! dancing around having a blast, and always singing to our song, I be strokin nearly every weekend. that was were i was attacked by an old man, and where she met her husband, but not before we played with a few peoples drunk minds by telling them we were twin and i just hogged all the nutrients while we were in the womba nd that was why i was sooo big and she was soooo little...

we even almost killed her husband before he was her husband during a water fight in her house were he slipped and came down on his neck and back with feet in the air, at the same time that she was throwing a mop bucket of water on him, resulting in him laying in the floor unconscious drowning, me screaming and her peeing her pants, he, poor thing still isnt right since that night...but still married her anyways and i was able to witness it as her maid of honor!

I seriously could go on and on and on about all the crazy fun times we have had together but its about my bedtime and im prob boring you!!! But i can honestly say i have never had a friend like her...lots of good times and lots of bad, but its always be me and her through them all...and yes we have had our ups and downs also but hey what friends dont, we have always got through them as well. I just realized that even though we are still friends we are so different than we used to be, we are now two old married women with kids, housework and school work, not much time to hang out, whippin it good and strokin it to the left, and i miss it terribly sometimes especially when im sitting at home bored like i am tonight. i really love to just chat with her and think back about all the stuff we have done. oh well its still me and her, just a different me and her!!!